Day 6 ~ LETTER TO A STRANGER!!!

Dear Jerry Jones,
I know you don't know me and other than on T.V. I don't know you either, so here's the deal I am so disappointed in you and my boys...What are we gonna do?  1 and 2 is just not acceptable, My hubby is a chiefs fan and its been tough around here they are 3 and 0 and I think they stink!!! they have not had a winning season in like forever, ..Do you know what its like to have all your friends call you and heckle your team and brag about there win and your hubby (he is having way to much fun with this)...(I am sure you do know what its like! ) but that's not the point I want my boys to win, is that to much to ask for?, I have been a fan of Dallas ever since I was a little girl..YES I AM A GIRL AND I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!  ..Hey I know win some ball games!!! (what a concept!!!) I mean really we are hosting the superbowl this year and I have big dreams of being there cheering my boys on, at this rate its not going to happen...:-( We are America's team and you spent all that money on that brand new stadium now COME ON LET'S GET IT TOGETHER!!! We have so much talent on this team.

So I have a plan because I want to kiss the star, ( that's always been a dream of mine) Here is the plan lets put in the cheerleader's, as of now I think they could do a better job and I can see it now the other team couldn't concentrate because of all those hott women and they are sure to lose they wouldn't knock them around they would be to busy looking at there knockers and skimpy outfits and we would be sure of a win.......or better yet if they don't win this weekend let's start chopping heads, Wade Phillips is gonna have to go if he can't win and I know how good you are at the head chopping thing!!! OH and stay off the field I think you make them all nerveous I know your the owner but you have that great big ole box up there where you can watch the game, and by the way I am waiting for my invite to come watch with you!!! Now back to the cheerleader's I will galdly put on one of those skimpy outfits if it would help..I just might have a hard time squeezing my butt in those pants and I am afraid my boobies might fall out..but I am willing to give it a shot if it would help!! Oh and maybe I need one of those knee braces for my leg, do they make them invisable? with those boots, that by the way are so cute, maybe not the best running shoes but I don;t want some brace to take away from the whole uniform thing...I found these that might work for running..They even have our star on them..

I promise to leave my tiara at home, I would hate to lose it on the field, but then again I am sure some big ole football player that would help me find it if it got knocked off. and those ref's are sure to stop the game while we are looking..So Jerry lets win a ball game we can't afford to lose anymore if we have a chance at the playoffs and ultimately the superbowl...Now remember if you need a new cheerleader one who is not affaraid to put on those blue converse and go out and show those boys how its done feel free to call me I WILL BE WAITING!! but like I said I might need a bigger uniform, is that gonna be a problem, I think those pom pom's can hide my flaws and when I stick one of those in the other teams faces well you know what will happen and I am so not above tripping!!! So Jerry lets go out and win this weekend I will stick by you win or lose but I am a winner and so are you so lets get this team togehter..Oh and can you tell TONY ROMO I said HI!!! I wanna wear a pink jersy if you won't let me on the field so he will think his girlfriend is cheering him on and I am sure to get a wink and looking at that butt is not bad either oh and those dimple's!! Thanks ahead of time..NOW LETS GO OUT AND GET A WIN or I might just have to come down there and tell those boys how its done!!! AND DO SOME HEAD CHOPPING MYSELF, wanna hire me I got Wade Phillips beat in a heartbeat!!!

Love ya Pamela the Pondering Princess

(PS, I HAVE BEEN DOING SOME PONDERING LATELY ABOUT THIS TEAM AND HOW WE ARE GONNA WIN THE REST OF OUR BALLGAMES) NOW GO OUT AND MAKE ME PROUD!!!!)